I was as surprised that this wasn't an ongoing string as I was that the URL "momustgo.com" is available via GoDaddy.

Since we're all talking about draft picks, trades, etc., can anyone REALISTICALLY explain to me how any of those changes are going to mean anything in terms of wins and losses if we still have Mo on board next season?

His stats are staggeringly average:

Maurice has earned a career NHL coaching record of 377-376-142 in 12 seasons with the Carolina franchise and the Toronto Maple Leafs.