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Lord's Prayer, Hockey edition:

No, I don't pray being agnostic and all, but I do believe in the Hockey Gods.

So here's a prayer to them:

 

"Our Father whom art in Vancouver, hockey be thy name. Thy will be done, the gold will be won, on ice as well as in the stands. Give us this day, our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties as we forgive those who cross check against us. Lead us not into silver but deliver us to golden victory. In the name of the US, of A hockey team, AMEN!"

 

No, I didn't come up with it myself but I did alter it as it was originally written for cough, gag, choke..... the guys from the 51st to 60th states and the corresponding 3 northern territories.

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