Watch: Ryan Murphy will have enough shipping peanuts to mail packages until the end of time

Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Ryan Murphy isn’t a rookie anymore, but when he went out to his car after practice this afternoon he got quite a rookie-type hazing shock courtesy of fellow blueliner and heretofore unknown prankster Justin Faulk.

Warning: language is hilarious but very NSFW. You’ve been warned.

Kind as they are, the Canes staff provided Murphy with the services of a shovel to let him figure out a way to drive home.

So, if you see a car detailing service advertising itself on Canes games in the next few weeks, you’ll know who Murphy went to see to clean his car out.