The Carolina Hurricanes and Boston Bruins played game number 636 of the 2017-18 NHL season on Saturday night at TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. It did not go well for the visitors. Patrice Bergeron scored four goals and nothing went right for the Canes in a 7-1 demolition.
Let’s be honest, you want to read words about last night’s game about as much as I want to write them. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are some GIFs that are much more entertaining than the embarrassment the Canes endured tonight.
*walks in, sits down, turns on TV, puts on Canes game* pic.twitter.com/nOFkwFNtwq— Brian LeBlanc (@bdleblanc) January 7, 2018
Pens won cup last year. They lost 2 games 7-1. Only stat that is halfway comforting to me. As for tonight, here's my contribution... pic.twitter.com/rLZxuHO44w— Jonathan E Davis (@jdtarheel78) January 7, 2018
Oh, by the way, this is where we should point out that Sebastian Aho injured his lower leg on a first-period awkward fall that didn’t look good at all. Anyway, back to the GIFs!
Team America World Police vomit is my go-to here— nah. (@joshcvt) January 7, 2018
(ed. note: y’all can google this one, this is a family blog)
But finally, as @HMof2 points out...
The.....sun'll come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun.— Carolyn Christians (@HMof2) January 7, 2018
Just thinkin' about tomorrow, clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow, til there's none.
When I'm stuck in a day, that's gray and lonely, I just stick out my chin and grin and saaaay,
Sleep well, everyone. Let us never speak of this again.
Rank the Performances
Here’s your chance - God help us - to weigh in on how you think the team performed tonight. Upvote the players you, uh, think played well and downvote the ones who didn’t.